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Breast Massage Robot

March 2, 2008

What’s so cool about that?? I’ve been doing it for years!! DUH!!
The company behind this is very serious about it. It’s target audience:

Girls who are reaching or having reached puberty, hope to improve the growth of breast.

Women, who are under pressure, want to relax themselves.

Women who want to improve the quality of their sex activities.

Women [...]

Ordering a Pizza according to the Privacy Concerned

February 28, 2008

Ordering a pizza in the future would go like this, according to the privacy concerned. I just wonder how far into our future this clip comes from. Isn’t that Win9x ???
Found by Adam

48% of teenagers bought 0 CDs in 2007

February 27, 2008

 

48% of teenagers bought no CDs at all in 2007, up from 38% in 2006. Music downloads continue to grow, though, with iTunes leading the way.

For the first time last year, nearly half of all teenagers bought no compact discs, a dramatic increase from 2006, when 38% of teens shunned such purchases, according to a [...]

The Nokia Morph

February 27, 2008

 Cool but I miss the querty keypad…

Nickelodeon Netherlands Launches new Web Site

February 20, 2008

The Dutch department of Nickelodeon launches a new website at 2 pm this afternoon that features some cool apps. One of them is TurboNick. It gives kids their own MyNick-page where they can collect and watch their favorite cartoons. It also has live strems of Nickelodeon, Nick Hits, Nick Toons and Nick Jr.

Another cool thing they promise [...]

Machines will achieve human-level artificial intelligence by 2029

February 18, 2008

Humanity is on the brink of advances that will see tiny robots implanted in people’s brains to make them more intelligent, said Ray Kurzweil.
The engineer believes machines and humans will eventually merge through devices implanted in the body to boost intelligence and health.
The complete article is here

The System Administrator Song

February 15, 2008

Thank you soooo much… And don’t forget the 25th of July ya’ll
Found by: Wouter

Gadget for Jealous Wives: TrackR!

February 13, 2008

Install TrackR on your cell phone (with GPS) and from then on a webpage will show your current location and the speed your travelling. A great way to see where all your friends are, on just one map. And a great tool for jealous wives to keep track of their husbands too!
“Honey I was in traffic [...]

Time travellers from the future ‘could be here in weeks’

February 11, 2008

The first time travellers from the future could materialise on Earth within a few weeks. 
Physicists around the world are excitedly awaiting the start up of the £4.65 billion Large Hadron Collider, LHC - the most powerful atom-smasher ever built - which is supposed to shed new light on the particles and forces at work in [...]

Podcast Audience To Double In Next Two Years

February 5, 2008

eMarketer estimates that the total US podcast audience reached 18.5 million in 2007.
Furthermore, that audience will increase by 251% to 65 million in 2012. And of those listeners, 25 million will be “active” users who tune in at least once a week.
”As the US podcasting industry matures it is unquestionably creating a listening [...]