Put it in your Zakje

 Everyone who’s been here for more then just a vacation, will recognize this…

You might be a redneck if…

you’ve been quoted in the local newspaper and it looks like this:

There’s more to The F-word then you’d have thought

F**king unbelievable!!

Playland Security

A customer review: “I was a little disappointed when I first bought this item, because the functionality is limited. My 5 year old son pointed out that the passenger’s shoes cannot be removed. Then, we placed a deadly fingernail file underneath the passenger’s scarf, and neither the detector doorway nor the security wand picked it [...]

 
Kentucky Representative Tim Couch filed a bill this week to make anonymous posting online illegal.
The bill would require anyone who contributes to a website to register their real name, address and e-mail address with that site.
 Their full name would be used anytime a comment is posted.
If the bill becomes law, the website operator would have to [...]

Ordering a Pizza according to the Privacy Concerned

Ordering a pizza in the future would go like this, according to the privacy concerned. I just wonder how far into our future this clip comes from. Isn’t that Win9x ???
Found by Adam

Idiot of the Week: Health England wants Licence to Smoke

…No one would be able to buy cigarettes without the permit, under the idea proposed by Health England.
Its chairman, Professor Julian Le Grand, told BBC Radio 5 Live the scheme would make a big difference to the number of people giving up smoking.
But smokers’ rights group Forest described the idea as “outrageous”, given [...]