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Archive for the 'Idiocracy' Category

Teacher fired for Bikini-job on the side

May 3, 2008

Tiffany Shepherd, a biology teacher at Port St. Lucie High School, learned last week that she will not be asked to return when school starts next year, nor will she finish this school year.
Shepherd doesn’t think it’s her teaching skills that the St. Lucie County School District found objectionable but, rather, her after-school job as [...]

The word NAKED

April 23, 2008

It’s always good to put an educational video up here, once in a while…
Found by Conrad

The Day the Internet Stood Still

April 19, 2008

OMG I hope this stays fiction…

Rolling Rolling…

April 17, 2008

I take it that you all know the concept of Rick Rolling by now… right?? If you don’t, click here…
Tay Zonday (is he related??) became famous last year thanks to his his Chocolate Rain performance. Now HE recorded his own version of “Never gonna give you up” and it became popular on the interwebtubbies… Yes, [...]

Don’t let your Pussy sit on your Keyboard

April 13, 2008

I need one of those!! More info here…

Dead Man’s Family Sues Over Two-Day Erection

April 1, 2008

An unemployed pipefitter from Canton, Ohio died after experiencing an erection lasting a full 48 hours. Now his family is suing. The episode was brought on by a lethal combination of Viagra and Internet porn, according to a lawsuit filed against Canton’s local cable provider by the family of Daniel Garvin, who was 48 at [...]

Put it in your Zakje

March 22, 2008

 Everyone who’s been here for more then just a vacation, will recognize this…

You might be a redneck if…

March 21, 2008

you’ve been quoted in the local newspaper and it looks like this:

There’s more to The F-word then you’d have thought

March 20, 2008

F**king unbelievable!!

Playland Security

March 14, 2008

A customer review: “I was a little disappointed when I first bought this item, because the functionality is limited. My 5 year old son pointed out that the passenger’s shoes cannot be removed. Then, we placed a deadly fingernail file underneath the passenger’s scarf, and neither the detector doorway nor the security wand picked it [...]